This is a cute little verse about how you can find yourself collecting cats without realizing you’re doing it. It’s been around for years, I’ve seen framed versions for sale in stores as well as seeing it passed around the internet in several places:
The Cat Person’s Multiplication Table
One cat needs a friend
so then you have two.
Somehow a third comes along
and what can you do?
The fourth was so sad-eyed
and needed a home
But when you picked her up
her sister came along.
The neighbor moved out
and guess what–left the cat!
How can people abandon
a sweetheart like that!!
The kind elderly lady
down the block passed away
She left you her darling
Now he has to stay.
People always find you
bringing sad stories and strays
You say “No, I can’t!”
But in the end, the cat stays.
You’re a bona fide Cat Person
A huge heart and veterinarian bill
You swear you’re getting rid of them all!
(But, of course, you never will.)